WTS Knuckle Sammich

[5/15/09] Completed Smachievements:

To All The Squirrels Who Shared My Life
Friend of Fowl?
Pest Control
Did Someone Order a Knuckle Sandwich?
To All The Squirrels I’ve Loved Before
Explore Durotar
Explore Mulgore
Explore The Barrens
Explore Icecrown

…and it’s only 8:57am

The Oculus
Heroic: The Oculus
Northrend Dungeonmaster
The Wyrmrest Accord
5 Exhalted Reputations

…10:10am

So I cheated today by receiving the Spark of Hope then just equipping it in both trinket slots thus giving me the

smachievement. Oh, I’m all epic all right…

I wake up and find none of my guildies online so naturally I find myself bored.  As much as I despise the new achievement system I hit ‘Y’ and check my Classic Dungeons & Raids section.

When Wrath of the Lich King opened I was given credit for having done:

Now, I know I’d completed far more dungeons that just those that were listed but since I don’t have the name and address of someone to Shadow Word: Death I’m just going to have to deal with it.  I’ll have to re-kill some of my old adversaries.  I’m bored anyway, right?

I notice I’d been given credit for killing Princess Theradras in Maraudon on 1.24.09 but don’t have the slightest memory of that happening.  Almost like those times you see photos taken of yourself doing the unimaginable while you’re completely sloshed.

Wasted

Princess Theradras

Beer Goggles

You feel violated and slightly embarrassed but know it’s your own damn fault.  I am thankful for having no memory of my session with Princess Theradras and have included a screenshot for those of you who’ve never had the pleasure of gazing upon her unforgettable beauty.

Anyway, I decide to take a boat ride over to The Barrens and knock out the classic dungeons over there. Wailing Caverns was first and for the most part, uneventful. Next was Razorfen Crawl. It’s been awhile since I last visited Orgrimmar so I made sure to say ‘hello’ in proper fashion to any flagged players on my way to the instance entrance.

I got lost in RFK and by the time I entered RFD I’d had enough violence and decided to try something different. I changed my outfit and proposed a friendly arrangement to Amnennar the Coldbringer. He looked scary, you know, someone that might be good to have on your side in a fight. However, he rudely refused my offer so I killed his friends after I was done with him.

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Friends?

NO FRENDS 4U

I killed your bro, bro.

So my new smachievements of the day:

Blood Elf Paladin
Created: 01.16.07
Mainspec: Holy
Offspec: Protection
Guild: Odyssey
Favorite Boss: Morogrim Tidewalker

Blood Elf Warlock
Created: ????
Mainspec: Destruction
Offspec: Affliction
Guild: Questionable Conduct
Favorite Boss: Mount Hyjal Trash